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Ted Lasso

TED LASSO

"Believe."

— S1E1, "Pilot"

Utterly Cheeky Rating

Unbelievably cheeky behavior

Roy Kent

ROY KENT

"He's here, he's there, he's every-effing-where!"

— S1E4, "For the Children"

Cheeky-Dour Rating

Mixed signals detected

Rebecca Welton

REBECCA WELTON

"I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the situation."

— S2E8, "Man City"

Dour Rating

Extremely dour outlook

Keeley Jones

KEELEY JONES

"You know what the happiest animal on Earth is? It's a goldfish. It's got a 10-second memory."

— S1E2, "Biscuits"

Dour-Cheeky Rating

Dour with hints of cheek

Jamie Tartt

JAMIE TARTT

"I'm me. Why would I want to be anything else?"

— S3E11, "Mom City"

Cheeky Rating

Off the charts cheeky

Coach Beard

COACH BEARD

"I am under no illusions that she could solve what ails me."

— S2E9 "Beard After Hours"

Utterly Dour Rating

Maximum dour detected